You may be a dork if...
…You ever tried to stake
your mother-in-law as one of the blood sucking undead.
…You can speak fluent Tolkien Elvish.
…You can quote the original Star Wars trilogy word for word.
…You have seen any one movie more than 20 times.
…You have gone to a concert, play or other mundane function in costume.
…You have Magic The Gathering cards in your wallet instead of pictures of your family.
…Your D&D character has a more realistic life than you do.
…You have ever built a shrine to commemorate a dead D&D character.
…Your parents have given up hope that your playing with action figures is just a phase.
…You have had to move to a bigger house because your comic book collection had taken over.
…You know what a Babel Fish is and you know how to use it.
…Your baby starts teething on your favorite D20 and you don’t know whether to be horrified because it will never role again or be proud of having produced another generation of gamer.
…You know which end of the sword goes into the other guy.
…You have had serious discussions about Star Trek physics.
…You have been waiting for your whole adult life for Scotty to beam you out of your parent’s basement.
…The bulge from the dice in your pocket is larger than the bulge in the front of your pants.
…Your girlfriend suggests spicing things up with a bit of role-playing and you break out the dice and rulebooks.
…You have consumed reactor coolant.
…You legally change your name to your favorite sci-fi character.
…You refer to your fat overbearing boss as Jabba.
…Your mantra at cons is Spandex is a right not a privilege.
…You have argued over which Star Trek Captain is cooler.
…The beginning of your D&D game sounds like a bad joke, a dwarf, an elf and a mage walk into a bar.
…You think it’s funny.
…You quote the Princess Bride throughout your entire game and the lines fit.
…You pick the joystick for your computer based on how close it looks to the one in the ship you are piloting in the simulator you just bought.
…You refer to your wife’s boob job as Borg implants.
…You used D-4s for caltrops to escape from the school bully.
…You have so many action figures on your desk at work that you can’t find your paper work.
…You challenge your co-worker to combat by right of arms for the promotion at work.
… You must see any movie with the word Star in the title.
…You hold a wake for 15th level mage who zigged when he should have zagged.
…You know more about the workings of the Enterprise than you do your own car.
…Your PIN is 1701.
…Your ex-boyfriend was from Bizzaro World.
…As a teenager you had posters of spaceships on the wall instead of pinups.
…You refer to your basement as the Bat Cave.
…You have taken the day off to go to a Sci-Fi flick.
…You called in sick to work because you are too tired after going to the midnight show of a Sci-Fi flick.
…There is no spoon.
…You have changed into garb at work to go to an event.
…The manager at a restaurant has called the police because he over heard you talking about how you killed all those guys in your latest game.
…You have brought your friends over to the dark side by introducing them to your geekie hobbies.
…The only furniture in your house is bookshelves.
…You own more DVDs than Blockbuster.
…Your favorite non-RPG game is freaking the Mundanes.
…You have argued that Mary Jane Watson is hotter than Lois Lane.
…You can quote the rules for the PD bonus a red head gets in GURPS.
…You know what both GURPS & QAGS stand for have done them both.
…You have wondered which is harder Superman’s skin or Wolverines claws.
…You have waited your entire life to see LOTR on the big screen.
…You own double your weight in Magic Cards.
…You get excited when your Girlfriend talks dirty to you in Klingon.
…You drank a margarita as big as your head in the hopes that it would help Episode II not suck.
…You have named your kids after Sci-Fi characters.
…You knew Superman came from Krypton before you knew were babies come from.
…You walk around a con where you are not on staff chanting NMCMB (not my con Monkey boy.)
…You weren’t surprised when your current boy friend took bite me fan boy as a pickup line.
...You have ever said, “Catch me between bouts.”
...You have ever watched a period movie and ranted and raved about the historical inaccuracies..
...You have ever been removed from the theatre for it.
...You think that hitting people with duct tape covered sticks is historically accurate.
...Your friends have ever tried to fix you up with someone because of how you both responded to this list.
...You blew an entire day off at the office
'cause you wanted to use their drafting equipment to design a better weapon for
...You are a perky goth.
...You think that the FX in a Harryhausen
film are better than CGI.
...Your Irish wolfhound is named Chewy.
... You purchased a Dodge Avenger just so you can have your vanity plate say AS3MBL.
... You think guns should be outlawed and replaced with swords and cross bows.
... If you have ever argued about who was more annoying Jar-Jar, H.E.R.B.I.E. or Bat-Mite.
... You can actually sit through a Sci-Fi Original Movie and not get nauseous.
... You Know who is watching the Watchmen.
... You are certain there is only one "Trilogy" and Anikin is Not in it.
... You think of LoTR as history not fiction.
... You loved the new Star Trek movie but
thought that Terminator Salvation wasn't realistic enough.
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This list began on the Dork Tower Yahoo Group.