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Go
with god ...but go!
- John Stein |
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Man
does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat
them. - Adlai E. Stevenson Jr. |
| " You're a good vampire you get a marshmallow" - Walker
Avery, after dragging a vampire out into the sun and sticking a marshmallow
in it's mouth to watch it burn. |
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I
never liked to do anything simple when I can do it ass backwards. - The
Dixie Construct - Neuromancer by William Gibson |
| I
want to open a Native America sex shop so I can sell wet-dream catchers.- Emo
Phillips
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|
We have a blind date with destiny and it looks like she has ordered the
lobster. - The Shoveler - Mystery Men
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|
You can go a long
way with a smile. You can go a lot farther with a smile and a gun. - Al
Capone
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| John Hammond: All major theme parks have delays. When they opened
Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked.
Ian Malcom: Yeah, but John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks
down, the pirates don't eat the tourists. - Jurassic Park
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| God help us; we're in the hands of engineers. - Ian Malcom - Jurassic
park
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| The complete lack of humility for nature that's being displayed here
is staggering.- Ian Malcom - Jurassic park
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| It’s
as I have always said, “you can get more from a kind word and a 2x4 than
you can from just a kind word” - Marcus
Cole - Babylon 5
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| Here’s
a trick mother showed me when you weren’t around - Avatar - Wizards
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I’m
glad you changed your name you son of a bitch. - Avatar - Wizards
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| Ray,
when somebody asks you if you are a god you say, “Yes!” - Winston
Zedmore - Ghost Busters
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| Ray: I think we better split up.
Egon: Good idea.
Venkman: Yeah... we can do more damage that way. - Ghost Busters
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| "Get her!" That was your whole plan, "Get her!" You
were scientific! -
Peter Venkman
- Ghost Busters
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| Ray: Everything was fine with our system until the power grid
was shut off by dickless here.
Peck: They caused an explosion!
Mayor: Is this true?
Venkman: Yes, it's true. This man has no dick.-
Ghost Buster
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| I don't have to take this abuse from you, I've got hundreds of people
dying to abuse me. - Peter
Venkman -
Ghost Busters
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| Listen! You smell something? - Ray - Ghost Busters
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| We came, we saw, we kicked its ass!- Peter
Venkman -
Ghost Busters
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| Pardon
me boy, is this the Transalvania Station? - Freddie Frankenstein - Young Frankenstein
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| Inga:
Werewolf!
Freddie:
Werewolf?
Igor:
There wolf. There castle. - Young
Frankenstein
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| I’m
going to find a woman I don’t like and buy her a house. - Rod Stewart on marriage
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| Of
all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most. - Ozzy Osbourne
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| Slimey
yet satisfying! – Pumba - The Lion
King
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|
I don’t want to
achieve immortality through my works but through not dying. – Woody
Allen
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| Some people like my advice so much
that they frame it upon the wall instead of using it. – Gordon
R. Dickson
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It
is a common delusion that you make things better by talking about them. - Dame Rose Macaulay
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I
have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with
them. -George Bush
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|
Misery
no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it. - Russell
Baker |
| I don't have a warm
personal enemy left. They've all died off. I miss them terribly because they
helped define me. - Clare Booth Luce |
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I'm
living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living
apart. - e e cummings
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| The ideals which
have always shone before me and filled me with the joy of living are
goodness, beauty, and truth. To make a goal of comfort or happiness has
never appealed to me; a system of ethics built on this basis would be
sufficient only for a herd of cattle. - Albert
Einstein
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| Captain
Lochley: What the hell is
your problem?
Garibaldi: For starters, I don't
know you, therefore I don't trust you.
Captain Lochley: The world is
full of people you don't know.
Garibaldi: I worry about that all
the time. – Babylon 5
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| What do you want you
moon faced assassin of joy? - Londo Molari - Babylon 5 |
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| You know, I used to think it was
awful that life was so unfair. Then I thought, wouldn't it be much worse if
life were fair, and all the terrible things that happen to us come because
we actually deserve them? So, now I take great comfort in the general
hostility and unfairness of the universe. - Marcus
Cole - Babylon 5
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| Mr.
Morden:
What do YOU want?
Vir: I'd like to live just long
enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike as a
warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a
price. I want to look up into your lifeless eyes and wave like this. [waves]
Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden? -
Babylon 5
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| Sheridan:
Are you trying to cheer me up?
Ivanova: No sir, wouldn't dream
of it.
Sheridan: Good, I hate being
cheered up.
Ivanova: In that case we're all
going to die slow, agonizing deaths.
Sheridan: Thank you, I feel so
much better now. - Babylon 5
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| I am Susan Ivanova, Commander.
Daughter of Andre and Sophie Ivanov. I am the right hand of vengeance and
the boot that is going to kick your sorry ass all the way back to Earth. God
damn it! I am death incarnate, and the last living thing that you are ever
going to see. God sent me. –
Ivonova - Babylon 5
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| When I said my quarters were cold, I
did not mean, "Oh, I think it is a little chilly in here. Perhaps I'll
throw a blanket on the bed." No! I said it was cold! As in, "Oh
look - my left arm has snapped off like an icicle and shattered on the
floor!" – Londo - Babylon 5
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| Ivanova
is always right. I will listen to Ivanova. I will not ignore Ivanova's
recommendations. Ivanova is God. And, if this ever happens again, Ivanova
will personally rip your lungs out! –
Ivonova - Babylon 5
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| Technomage:
I see a great hand reaching out of the stars and millions of people crying
out your name.
Londo: My followers?
Technomage: Your victims -
Babylon 5
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| Elwood:
Illinois Nazis.
Jake: I hate Illinois Nazis. -
Blues Brothers
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| We
had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into gasoline. - Donald
“Duck” Dunn / Blues Brothers
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| Mrs.
Tarantino: Are you the
police?
Elwood: No, ma'am. We're
musicians. - Blues Brothers
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| Our Lady of Blessed
Acceleration, don't fail us now! Elwood - Blues Brothers
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|
Elwood:
What kind of music do you usually have here?
Claire: Oh, we got both kinds. We
got country and western. - Blues
Brothers
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Elwood:
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of
cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.
Jake: Hit it! -
Blues Brothers
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| Wesley:
I told you I would always come for you. Why didn't you wait for me?
Buttercup: Well... you were dead.
Wesley: Death cannot stop true
love. All it can do is delay it for a while. -
The Princess Bride
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Buttercup:
You mock my pain!
Wesley: Life is pain, Highness!
Anyone who says differently is selling something. -
The Princess Bride
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| Vizzini:
He didn’t fall? Inconceivable!
Inago: You keep using that word.
I do not think it means what you think it means. - The Princess Bride
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There's right and
there's right and never the t'wain shall meet. - H.
I. - Raising Arizona
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| I'll
be taking these Huggies and whatever cash ya got. - H. I. - Raising Arizona
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| Gimme
that baby, you wart-hog from hell! - Ed
- Raising Arizona
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| We figured there was too much
happiness here for just the two of us, so we figured the next logical step
was to have us a critter. - H. I. -
Raising Arizona
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|
Now you take that diaper
off your head and you put it back on your sister! - Dot
- Raising Arizona
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You can stand me up at the Gates of Hell and I‘ll stand my ground. I
won’t back down. -Tom Petty
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| Becca:
You missed Tyr’s cavalry act.
Tyr:
They were playing Wagner it was just about the most fun I have had in
months. - Andromeda
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| Dylan:
You Guessed wrong.
Trance: That's the problem with guessing 90% of the time it's 50/50.-
Andromeda
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| Wang
Chi:
A brave man likes the feel of nature on his face, Jack.
Egg
Shen:
Yeah, and a wise man has enough sense to get in out of the rain. – Big
Trouble in Little China
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| Eddie
Lee:
Anybody who showed up was going to join Lim Lee in the Hell of Being Cut to
Pieces.
Jack
Burton: Hell of what?
Eddie
Lee: Chinese have a lot
of hells. - Big Trouble in Little
China
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|
Jack
Burton:
Where are we?!
Wang
Chi: Hell of the
Upside-down Sinners! - Big Trouble in
Little China
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| Jack
Burton:
It's all in the reflexes. - Big
Trouble in Little China
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| Police
Officer:
Sir, are you classified as human?
Korben
Dallas: Negative, I am a
meat popsicle. – 5th Element
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| Anyone
else want to negotiate? Korben Dallas
– 5th Element
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|
The one
thing I could never stand about Santa Clara is all the damned Vampires – Grandpa
– Lost Boys
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|
Mr.
Liggett:
Alright Lightman, maybe you could tell us who first suggested the idea of
reproduction without sex.
David
L. Lightman: Umm, your
wife? – War Games
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| David
L. Lightman:
What is the primary
goal?
Joshua: To win the game. –
War Games
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| Strange
game--the only winning move is not to play. Joshua – War
Games
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The
law is coming! You tell them I'm coming . . . and Hell's coming with me! You
hear! Hell's coming with me! - Wyatt Earp – Tombstone
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| Cowboy:
Doc, you ought to be in bed. What the Hell you doing this for anyway?
Doc
Holliday: Wyatt Earp is
my friend.
Cowboy:
Hell, I got lots of friends.
Doc Holliday: I don't. - Tombstone
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The
ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.
- Douglas Adams
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|
I don't really trust a sane person. - Lyle Alzado
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|
I
have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. - Charles
M. Schulz
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You
can’t always get what you want but if you try sometimes you just might
find that you get what you need. – The Rolling Stones |
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Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a
woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
- Sam Levenson |
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I love being married. It's so great to find that one
special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
- Rita Rudner
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When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear
and life stands explained. - Mark
Twain |
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On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we
are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years,
no matter what it does. - Will Rogers |
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There is only one difference between a madman and me. I
am not mad. - Salvador Dali
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Natives who beat drums to drive off evil spirits are
objects of scorn to smart Americans who blow horns to break up traffic jams.
- Mary Ellen Kelly
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Stoop and you'll be stepped on; stand tall and you'll be
shot at. - Carlos A. Urbizo |
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I never did give anybody hell. I just told the truth, and
they thought it was hell. - Harry
S Truman
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There's only one way to have a happy marriage and as soon
as I learn what it is I'll get married again. - Clint
Eastwood
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I regret to say that we of the F.B.I. are powerless to
act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed
interstate commerce. - J. Edgar Hoover |
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There is no sweeter sound than the crumbling of one's
fellow man. -Groucho Marx
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The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax
return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale.
- Arthur C. Clarke |
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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything
without losing your temper. - Robert
Frost |
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You can discover what your enemy fears most by observing
the means he uses to frighten you. -Eric
Hoffer |
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Television - a medium. So called because it is neither
rare nor well-done. - Ernie Kovacs |
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Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading
information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it. - Alfred
Hitchcock |
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I find television very educating. Every time somebody
turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -
Groucho Marx |
